Posts Tagged ‘comedy’

MP3 Players

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Christian writes: “It would be cool to see some thing done on MP3 players.”

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FONEJACKER - CARDIFF MOBILE PHONE SHOP

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

FONEJACKER PRETENDS TO BE A CUSTOMER WANTING A MOBILE PHONE BUT THE TROUBLE IS HE HASN’T GOT ANY THUMBS!

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Hidden Camera Sex Tape

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

It worked for Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson. It worked less well for Screech. Nonetheless, we figure it’s time we tried it for ourselves: a graphic amateur sex tape.

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Funny asian candid camera

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Funny asian candid camera

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Kittehs Vs. Cameras!

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

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My PC Is On Fire -Dell Laptop Tribute Video (Numa Numa Song)

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

http://www.spokenring.com/numa-numa-english.php

An MP3 of this song can be found at the URL above. The original awesome movie is a free download and can be found at:

http://www.elephantsdream.org/

I CAN’T REPLY TO YOU BECAUSE MY REPLIES NO LONGER SHOW UP WHEN I MAKE THEM ON THIS VIDEO. SOMETHING IN YOUTUBE IS BROKEN.

This video, called “My PC Is On Fire”, was inspried by Brookers hilarious “Crazed Numa Fan” video. It’s a parody of “Ma Ya Hi”, the English version of “Numa Ye” that pays tribute to the Dell laptop that burst into flames in Japan. It uses animation footage from the Elephants Dream creative commons movie project.

Thank you Brookers for making me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe and major congratulations on your recent success.

LYRICS:

Hello, it’s true
Your Dell, won’t boot
And I made, something that runs
To show you, that you’re screwed

Hello, o
My PC, it won’t load
I will not pay, your lousy bill
And I throw it at the wall

When you leave my screen it fades to grey
Turned it on today, now my data’s gone away
When you make my PC load and play
Then your lousy bill I’ll pay

My PC, My PC, My PC, is on fire!
My PC, My PC, My PC, is on fire!

I know, it seems
My bill’s extreme
And I bought
Something to fix the colors, on your screen

Hello, o
My PC, it won’t load
I will not pay, your lousy bill
And I throw it at the wall

When you leave my screen it fades to grey
Turned it on today, now my data’s gone away
When you make my PC load and play
Then your lousy bill I’ll pay

My PC, My PC, My PC, is on fire!
My PC, My PC, My PC, is on fire!

— THE END —

Look for my upcoming Pleo Numa Ye video to be announced here:

http://www.pleodinosaur.com/

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Crows Stealing iPods

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Crows are really smart. A guy taught one to find coins and deposit them into a machine, which would dispense a peanut.

When I breed a murder of crows that steal electronics (iPhones, digital cameras and PDAs) I’m going to get really rich, and it will only cost me peanuts and maybe a decade. Want to invest?

http://www.kevinnalts.com

SCRIPT: Crows are a nuisance, right? They root through garbage, and caw us from our slumber. But what if I could train the species- which top the avian IQ scale - to be my minions? I’d be rich, and you’ll see why.

You see recently while digging up an old brick path, I noticed that crows were hanging around my brick pile to gather the worms I made homeless.

Then I read in a recent O Magazine (look- Oprah with puppies) about a hacker named Joshua Klein who spent a decade studying crows, and discovered they’re highly intelligent and adept at making the human environment work in their favor. In Japan the black corvids drop tough nuts into traffic so cars crush them, then the genus wait for pedestrian lights to retrieve them.

Get this- Klein invented a wooden box and taught his crow to put a coin in the chute, as it would dispense a tasty peanut.

So what, you say? You don’t get it. He hopes his feathered friend will teach a murder of crows at a nearby dump to gather and deposit coins for him- imagine them as the hacker’s minions, collecting billions lost coins.

What? Nothing is impossible. Ask Edison. No he’s dead. Ask “The Raven” poet Edgar Allen Poe. Or reference, if you will, classical mythology, when a crow told the god Apollo that his lover Coronis was cheating on him with a mortal. Pigeons couldn’t do that.

My first plan was to have my minion crows carry advertisements for Nalts shirts and DVDs. But then I remembered that the medium is the message. You’d spend like lemmings with their first Visa card if the crow looked like Caitlin Hill. But crows are sadly on the wrong side of the snake-to-puppy continuum.

So plan B is in effect. I’m going to become the Dickinseon “Fagin” of rural Pennsylvanian crows. Charity’s fine, subscribe to mine. You’ve got to pick an iPhone or two.

Crows have learned to use tools, so they’ll be easily persuaded to collect mobile phones, PDAs and digital cameras (and remember it will cost me peanuts). Then I’ll breed giant crows, capable of retrieving laptops and even bricks of cash on route to ATMs. I’ll create a costume and become EVIL CAPTAIN CROW, and I’ll be unstoppable.

Nothing is impossible.

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B.J. Bales as The Annoying Guy — Sony PSP Commercials

Monday, June 8th, 2009

The infamous PSP guy, B.J. Bales, is back in another installment of the Sony PSP Commercials. Cluster Bomb!

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Thursday, May 28th, 2009

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MILK KAN - GOD WITH AN IPOD (new HD version)

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

New improved HD Version

MILK KAN’s God with an Ipod tells the story of an encounter with the almighty one and his personal jukebox of riches. From Ella Fitzgerald, Leadbelly and Buddy Holly through to Nirvana, The Clash and Grandmaster Flash its a celebration of the heroes and villains who have shaped music throughout the decades.

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Directed By Will Sheldon
Graphics by 99giants

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God With An Ipod Lyrics
God With An Ipod

I saw god with an ipod and the devil was listening too
bopping their necks to the headphones just kicking it like kung fu
I saw god with an ipod and the devil was listening too
I pulled myself up a little closer to hear what was coming through.

Alrite wait……….
Hold the mustard.
Kids’ playlists can’t be trusted.
And it’d be wrong standing next to god not to try an cop a listen off of his ipod.
It’s like this…
I could barely hear it but Nirvana to me sounds like teenspirit
I swear i heard Ella singing too cause the roots music where they be keeeping the blues
Leadbelly and Woody on the rock island line
Tin pan alley Billie Holiday time
KRS 1 when he use to ‘catch wreck’
Hanks Williams sung the early Beck
And ‘if you knew Peggy Sue’
Buddy Holly getting rinsed out the ipod too
Thats when the devil pulled me near and god put the ipod in my ear

I saw god with an ipod and the devil was listening too
bopping their necks to the headphones just kicking it like kung fu
I saw god with an ipod and the devil was listening too
I pulled myself up a little closer to hear what was coming through.

I heard the Clash,
Grandmaster Flash,
and Johnny Cash………
with out them’s like Burt Reynolds without a moustache
So i kept listening and the beats they kept on christening
I heard the best Slick Rick, Doug E Fresh, Lord Finesse and all the rest
and the devil had a VW badge round his neck
the Beastie Boys check 1 2 , check check check.
Hip hop hooray , ‘hey ho let’s go”,
Big Daddy Kane stole the show,
on the Ipod from bethlehem,
Bob Dylan, Ian Dury, and Carter usm,
So ‘Enjoy yourself it’s later than you think’
to The Specials i drink,
with Tom Waits and a couple of beers
the Ipod’s blaring in my ears

I saw god with an ipod and the devil was listening too
bopping their necks to the headphones just kicking it like kung fu
I saw god with an ipod and the devil was listening too
I pulled myself up a little closer to hear what was coming through.

I got spaced out with the Velvet Underground
and then Lonnie Donegan brought the skiffle sound
a poet who sang and a poet who barked
Patrik Fitzgerald, Johnny Cooper Clarke
The soul sound busted out it came to choice
and Otis Redding was the chosen voice
and God started dancing doing the running man
the Devil one two stepping clapping his hands
Next thing i know i’m dancing like a freak
Satan and the Lord dancing cheek to cheek
so right about now i thought it best to go but i couldn’t leave the ipod behind you know
So Artful Dodger style took it out of God’s pocket
I was robbing off the lord but i couldn’t stop it
He chased me up the street but i got away
and all the songs i need i got now thanx to the day

I saw god with an ipod and the devil was listening too
bopping their necks to the headphones just kicking it like kung fu
I saw god with an ipod and the devil was listening too
I pulled myself up a little closer and i heard what was coming through.
and it sounded…………………………..nice.

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